Patch wives know this look of death - it's like looking in a mirror 💀


Fit: women's and true to size


Orders open now until August 6 | orders will ship 8-10 days after closing. 


All sales final. 

Patch Wife Tank

  • $4 flat rate USPS ground shipping for stateside orders | please select APO Priority Mail shipping before checkout for APO orders.

    Processing time of 3-5 days 

    Allow 5-7 days for stateside shipping; 10-15 days APO | ships USPS

  • Select APO shipping before checkout.

    Enter your APO address in the applicable fields. Select Nevada as your state. 

    Include address in notes for admin purposes, specifically AP or AE so we can ensure the correct shipping destination.